23 Responses to “CLOSE YOUR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT”

  1. fireforeffect1979 says:

    That funny. It had me going for about 2 minutes.
    

  2. Imperial Aussie says:

    Information is power to market and control whether you think ur important or not

  3. swishasweet281 says:

    @1MILKTASTIC

  4. magaz000 says:

    search kingoftheweb on google and – VOTE FOR SHOENICE !

  5. johnnyslic says:

    @alishaluvsall
    ur a fool

  6. thewinstonfamily says:

    LOL

  7. drraygun says:

    onions! :D

  8. alishaluvsall says:

    IJS…… IF you have NOTHING to hide…. Then who cares!!??!?! CIA (LMBO!!) Im a NO ONE to them & to me….. IF you are on the up & up, then WTH are you fussing about?! IJS….

  9. XenaPeel says:

    This is Onion News, it is purely satire. Look them up.

  10. MrGoku86 says:

    It allows me to interact with my fans without having to see hear and smell them LOL

  11. 1MILKTASTIC says:

    Bitch probably smell like a wet dog ain’t bath in days slut

  12. solutionnotpuzzle says:

    this is fake.

  13. obieezx11 says:

    its been going down the shitter for years bud did you know the heads of your banking the roth childs and the morgans funded both sides of ww2 anywon else would be hanged for that but not them.

  14. obieezx11 says:

    its been going down the shitter for years bud did you know the heads of your banking the roth childs and the morgans funded both sides of ww2 anywon else would be hanged for that but not them.

  15. davegooley says:

    The ONN (Onion News Network) is completely satire news. Even the ending comment was intentionally over the top for satire. However, it is also a truth through satire format.

    One ONN “story” about Make-A-Wish where a child wished for unlimited wishes was a memorable one. In the story, the child caused MAW to be going bankrupt because of his initial and follow up wishes.

  16. Thejbirdy says:

    I don’t think so, if anything it’s creating awareness through dark humor.

  17. BoppaTroll says:

    BAHHAHAHAH. i love ONN. not only are they hilarious but they speak the truth!

  18. cthour says:

    I thought its real ntil I saw the ONN (the onion) sign. Fake news.

  19. Brandon Adams says:

    Ha wow…did anyone catch the ego laden host and her comments as the show closed?? “I like social networks, it allows ME to interact without SEE, HEARING or SMELLING my fans
    …Lol wow!

  20. BradSSFL says:

    People infuriatingly say, “Oh, my God” like nothing’s wrong with it, a despicable action. I loathe how a) the woman says it and how b) people all the time say stuff in non-passionate, unbelievable, annoying tones and show an agenda against what they’re stifling, in this case her saying the one site is better than facebook————–which, yes, is a Nazi site, collaborating with our Nazi, freemasonry govt., which has fled its Christian foundation.

  21. 1984wrx says:

    “It allows me to interact with my fans without me having to see, hear or smell them” well cuntzilla, I’m pretty sure you’ll lose fans over that bull shit comment.

  22. whitehorset80 says:

    It’s a parody news organization. It’s a humor website. However, there is always a little bit of the scary truth under the humor.

  23. rizzla yo says:

    WHY NOT U DUM MAN KEEP UR GOB CLOSSED

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